Like anyone with a blog, I regularly have to delete stupid spammy comments on other posts, particularly the one I wrote about Instagram for some reason.
So I thought it would be at least mildly amusing to have one post where I don't delete the spam comments, but do point out that anyone you see below is an AUTOMATED SPAMMY IDIOT TIRESOME WASTER OF HUMAN TIME AND ENERGY. AND A TOOL.
If they're linking to a site selling trainers, please note the trainers are rubbish and this person wets themselves every night and has no friends.
Thanks for bearing with this, which is purely for my own cathartic purposes.