Dear Conservatives
Thank you for your invitation to join the government of Britain.
This is a bit awkward, but I think I may have received this in error, along with the rest of the British public. The way I understood things, it's us who are meant to invite you to form a government, not the other way round.
I appreciate you were probably intending to be inclusive and empowering with your invitation, but it's actually a bit creepy and presumptuous when you think about it.
My invite goes out on 6th May. If you haven't heard anything by the 7th, assume it's all off.
All the best
Nick Asbury
Brilliant, brilliant stuff! Let's hope 'Dave' replies, eh? ;o)
Posted by: Miranda Dickinson | 15 April 2010 at 10:09
What kind of party invitation doesn't have a dress code? I mean, is it blue rinse and hoodie? Or black tie and cycle clips? Really Dave, you should know better than this. . .
Posted by: Johnny | 15 April 2010 at 16:40