A couple of months ago, the people at Yorkshire Tea were nice enough to send us some free gifts – probably the highlight of our year, decade and lives so far. There's no way you can return a favour like that, but the one thing I can do is write a slightly forced poem. So here's a Corpoetic based on Yorkshire Tea's homepage copy (pictured above).
As usual, the rules were that you can only use the words supplied, you don't have to use all the words and you can use individual words more than once.
Tea is a major cause
of lovely dreams – teatime dreams.
of cakes the size of Yorkshire.
Dreams of biscuits big as a planet.
dreams of cuppa on cuppa
of lovely, simple, natural tea.
all the people of Yorkshire Tea,
who put the 'tea' in 'quality',
grow the tea and blend the tea
and treat our teatime properly –
our love and respectful wishes.
Yorkshire Tea is so delicious.