The only text I had to work with was their client list, which at the time looked something like this:
Allermuir Furniture Manufacturers
Bolton Council Carbon Footprint
Chester Summer Music Festival
Fruit Tree Books
Joly Good TV
Matthew Beardsell Limited
MCFC CSR Report
Manchester Independent Economic Review
Place Space & Identity
Where Are You? A Postman's Diary
The resulting verse isn't strictly a 'Corpoetic' as I've taken the liberty of adding some words and generally being looser with the whole thing. For some reason, I imagine it being read aloud by Ian McMillan.
I'd like to eat a flowerburger back to front
in a land where flip-flops leave no footprint.
I'd like to head woodward to water a fruit tree.
I'd like to review an identity
for MCFC, appear tame on TV,
and do joly well at D&AD.
I'd like to sell beards to a man named Matthew
and manage an independent economic review
of a girl called Kelly from Bolton Council.
I'd like to press for a postman's festival
to take place in Chester every summer.
I'd like to become part of the furniture
and have a front seat when Kevin performs
a stadium version of his CSR Report.
I'd like to have my own place and space,
change my name to Allermuir Boniface,
and live in Bolton – but then I'd like to shift
Bolton to nearer where Manchester is.
Given one last wish, I'd probably use it
to turn myself into a piece of Music.
Thanks to Craig and Anthony at Music for the invitation.