Here's another very lightweight offering from the collection that will one day become Songs for Animals. This one is about hedgehogs.
Hedgehogs like to hog a hedge –
hence the 'hog' in 'hedgehog'.
Told you it was lightweight.
I'm publishing it now having realised something disturbing, which is that comedian Dan Antopolski won an award for best joke at this year's Edinburgh Fringe for a joke very similar in spirit to the poem:
Hedgehogs – why can't they just share the hedge?
An excellent joke, but mine scans so it's probably better.