One of our new year’s resolutions is to get Songs for Animals printed up in some shape or form. Here’s another one to be going on with.
– Is that a kittiwake over there?
– No it's a chuffin' puffin!
– It looks more like a tern, to be fair.
– It's not. It's a chuffin' puffin!
– Maybe a rock dove or guillemot?
– I said it's a chuffin' puffin!
– Hang on, it's a puffin! What a good spot!
– Don't mention it. It was nuffin.