Failed joke #3

– Doctor, doctor, my arms keep falling off!!
– When did this start happening?
– Yesterday!!
– And how often does it happen?
– Every ten minutes!!
– Are there any other symptoms?
– No. My arms just fall off!!
– Hold on, I’m going to get the senior registrar.
– OK!!

Comments

[Mike Reed]

Sorry, this one didn't fail. I laughed.

[Nick]

Damn. I'll rewrite it.

Thanks for being our resident commenter by the way. Like walking out onto a fresh blanket of snow and having it all to yourself. Or standing in a vast empty warehouse talking to the wall.

[Mike Reed]

You have built it. They will come.